Stimmblonia Communique #2

With the recent global, and midwest unrest, it is worth stating that every single Stimmblonian is happy. Both political parties (the ShortStackers and the TallStackers) have made concessions to the unorthodox syrupers. The laws governing syrup application to no more than 2-4 bites have been relaxed, allowing for now for to up to 1/3 of the pancake surface area. The protesters have gone home. The radical fruit and whipped cream extremists remain largely marginalized, and pose no risk to stability.

--The People of Stimmblonia